Friday, September 01, 2006

Welcome to Air Deccan - A FUNNY fwd I received

This forward makes fun of the Indian state of flights.. Bet its not that bad.. but the number of passengers and ya air crafts is definitely increaing there.. so quality seems to be degrading too..
Well talking about the increase in flights.. US Flights might soon face the problem of congestion too .. I have already expereinced 2 delays n cancellation of flights only due to air congestion.. so many flights in the air ???!!!??? Its comparable to the two wheelers in Pune !
It is also predicted that in some years every 5 mins, there could be accidents in the air :-o dont know how true this info is..

Anyway for now enjoy this forward..

" Welcome to Air Deccan

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

We have an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU and Wada paaw. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible. For the best view, if however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase. "

:-)) i hope Indian flights are not that bad as this post describes... And i hope i dont experience a flight delay as i fly to Grand Rapids today...
Yes me going there for Labor day long weekend to spend time with my family there.. looking fwd to it..

1 comment:

Nagesh Pai said...

no wonder ppl call it Air Dhakkan :-D