Check out whats written in Betty's Diary !
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid......wrong instructions....8
cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake
with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
because soft-top was open.
The capital of Calif ornia is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M &M's......they are so hard to peel.
Bak ed turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!