Betty's Diary

Got this really funny fwd :-)

Check out whats written in Betty's Diary !

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helloooooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in
printer!!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid......wrong instructions....8
cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake
with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their
arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of Calif ornia is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M &M's......they are so hard to peel.

November
Bak ed turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!